This show may be a children’s program, but it’s so smartly written adults like me love it!

I took a photo of my boss, I mean my wife, Carolyn.

I just got back walking two miles with Ruby the dog.

Our lovely cat bed

Looks good right? Sure does; however, after two months, when you sit in the damn thing, it creaks and pops and sounds as if it will break under your big ass.  So here it sits in our sunroom and not in the living room.  It basically has become a $300+ cat bed because Room To Go graciously denied my request to get credit so I can buy a different chair from them.

Pissed off. I bought this chair two months ago from Rooms To Go.

Piece of crap Rooms To Go chair!

Now it sounds as if it’s broken. Seat is sinking and something sounds like it’s cracked under the seat.  I will be calling customer service to get a credit because I do not want another chair.  This is actually my second chair of the same model. The first time it was delivered to me, the bottom right part of the chair was broken. So frustrating.

January 30th

Okay. Update. I had a Rooms To Go technician come out to my house last Thursday (January 26th) to look at my new chair. It sounds as if it is broken when you sit in it. The Rooms To Go guy looked at the chair and said he saw nothing wrong except for a noisy spring. He tried to tighten the spring, but could not. He told me he would have to send in his report that the chair is not broken. He also said when customer service calls to be nice and they may work with me because I am unhappy. Well guess what? The Rooms To Go representative just called today and said unfortunately, since the chair is not broken and it is structurally sound, there is nothing Rooms To Go can do. I told the lady if I had gone to the Rooms To Go showroom and actually sat in the chair, I would not have bought the thing. I also said that I don’t want my money back. I only want credit so I could buy a different chair from Rooms To Go. Again, no luck. As a result, I informed the “kind” Rooms To Go customer service representative that I have Twitter and Google+ and I would be spreading the word that Rooms To Go is not the place to buy furniture. Also, if someone asks me in person if I recommend Rooms To Go I’ll definitely say no. So there.

Here is a grainy photo:

Do you see a scorpion?

Why do all the photos taken that claim to have something in them always looks blurry?  For instance:

That crazy Bigfoot!

Seriously though, I’m more inclined to believe a clear photoshoped photo like this one:

Look! It's a cat on the moon!

Anyway, I got to thinking this “Space Scorpion” thing could be the perfect Syfy Saturday night bad CGI monster movie.  It basically writes itself!

Space Scorpions

Start off with the discovery of the strange Russian Venus photos showing what seem to show life forms. Have a crazy looking Russian scientist being interviewed by an Art Bell-like interviewer about his discovery. Coincidentally, at the same time, have the U.S. putting the finishing touches on a robot probe that will visit Venus, land, collect a soil sample and return to Earth. The Venus probe successfully accomplishes it goal and returns to Earth six months later not only with Venusian soil, but also Space Scorpion eggs! NASA scientists at (pick a location – NASA Langley Research Center in Hampton, VA), discover the eggs, keep it a secret from the world and begin studying them. Russians catch wind of this discovery from a mole within NASA, send some of their agents over to break into the Langley facility and steal the Space Scorpion eggs. The Russian agents almost get away with the eggs, but run into NASA security chief (pick a name – Chad) who is an ex-Green Beret soldier (played by any B-list celebrity. Maybe get Dean Cain, Kevin Sorbo or even Bruce Campbell). Chad usually works at night, but is coming to NASA during the day to have lunch with his scientist wife (played by a any hot B-list actress. Maybe get Lucy Lawless). A gunfight breaks out with lots of explosions because Chad is a badass. As a result, the Space Scorpion eggs get loose in the drainage system, hatch and begin growing – fast! Because the Space Scorpions live on Venus, which is dry and 800 degrees hot (on a good day), the wet environment of the drainage system causes the insects to grow like crazy! The Space Scorpions quickly take over Langley and began a path of destruction by tearing stuff up and eating people (there has to be lots of people getting eaten). However, badass Chad and the Russian agents join forces, with the help of Chad’s scientist wife, and kill all the Space Scorpions, except for one (you always leave room for a sequel) which escapes into the Chesapeake Bay in nearby Norfolk, VA.

You know what?  I think if there are Venusians, they actually look more like this:

Venus hotties!

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